oh my …

January 26, 2011 at 7:11 am 6 comments

i do believe i have found the biggest freak on match.

Im_Not_a_Girl

YES I AM A GUY! I am entered in a “beauty pageant” for a local fund raiser. Email me, Please Tell me . Was the Makeover successful or not

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  • 45-year-old man
  • Hales Corners, Wisconsin, United States
  • seeking women 37-49
  • within 75 miles of Franklin, Wisconsin, United States

This makeover was done for an upcoming local benefit/pageant. I am not asking for donations or anything.. just explaining the makeover. Email and let me know if the makeover was succesful, or not

Anyway the event is a beauty pageant, and my makepver, is for the pageant, there are 6 guys that are contestants. And, lucky me, I was chosen to be one of the contestants. Me… a pageant girl…how wonderful ***** oh.. and walking in 5 inch heels… not as easy as it looks!

I am looking for some one to see and do new things with. I hope you like the beach or mountains, travel, and a good (or what I think is good) joke every now and then. I have a pretty good sense of humor, and I think everyone should be able to laugh at themselves once in a while.

Pet peeves…. Bad drivers…every lane is not the tortise lane!

What makes me smile…..other people smiling at me…Finding a really cool seashell at the beach!… Pizza! … and finding that right girl to take on a relaxing bike ride on a sunny afternoon… : )

Relationships: Divorced
Have kids: No
Want kids: Not sure
Ethnicity:
  • White / Caucasian
Body type: About average
Height: 5’8″ (173cms)
Religion: Christian / Protestant
Smoke: No Way
Drink: Social Drinker
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strike out i should be committed

6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. fitandfortysomething  |  January 26, 2011 at 8:24 am

    oh dear god……..

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  • 2. Barista  |  January 26, 2011 at 9:01 am

    shut. the. fuck. up.

    Reply
  • 3. kitkat1126  |  January 26, 2011 at 9:09 am

    omg. There can’t be worse…I hope.

    Reply
  • 4. and i thought… « your barista revealed  |  January 26, 2011 at 9:11 am

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    Reply
  • 5. crazyrunninglegs  |  January 26, 2011 at 9:13 am

    omg. That’s awesome. Awesomely bad. I think the makeover was pretty successful though.

    Reply
  • 6. bgirl875  |  February 3, 2011 at 1:15 am

    Holy shit! This is bananas!

    Reply

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